Révélation ! Mamy Fantasy

Last week, as I was waiting for the bus an old lady sat next to me and began to tie her hermes scarf around her head. I said to myself: Does she realize she looks uglier with the scarf on ?! Why does she want to look like an old and Ugy lady? I saw her tiny glossy red handbag and WAOW had a Revelation; the old lady actually thinks she's PRETTIER with the scarf on! She thinks she's Thelma (or Louise)! So this how I think she sees herself, that poor old lady:

Fooooooolle de chaussures !!! Shoooes Adddiiiiiiiiict !!!

When I'm stressed or exhausted I like to be around thing I like... Like SHOES !!!

Quand je suis angoissée, stressée, j'aime être entourée de choses que j'aime comme... Les CHAUSSURES !!!